{"id":15308,"date":"2020-05-12T09:04:19","date_gmt":"2020-05-12T08:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.names.co.uk\/blog\/?p=15308"},"modified":"2020-05-12T09:06:33","modified_gmt":"2020-05-12T08:06:33","slug":"the-isolation-diaries-volume-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.names.co.uk\/blog\/the-isolation-diaries-volume-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"The Isolation Diaries: volume II"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hannah Bushell \u2013 Legal Counsel (and mum of two)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Day 45 in the Big Brother house\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Essentially, my life has started to resemble an old series of Big Brother. We\u2019re seven weeks in and I just need our Head of Marketing to supply the North East voice over and we really would be transported back. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here is a list of reasons why I\u2019m hanging on to see if I can win the prize money\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Well, I\u2019m locked in my house. It\u2019s a tip and no one wants to tidy up.
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  2. My housemates are really annoying and have terrible manners. At least two of them don\u2019t know how to cook so I\u2019m having to make spaghetti bolognese for the 30th<\/sup> time this week.
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  3. Writing the shopping list has become the highlight of everyone\u2019s week, but inevitably ends in an almighty argument (\u201cNo, I think we need 12 bottles of beer and 4 bottles of wine, not 3!\u201d).
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  4. I\u2019m continually set a series of tasks I fail to complete. This week I got asked to make a superhero outfit out of a pillowcase and also tried to teach a small child the time. All tasks were swiftly aborted.
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  5. My clothes are becoming far too small and when I do eventually leave the house I might have a tan but I\u2019ll resemble a sausage in my going out clothes (please refer to point 3 for further clarification).
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  6. The downstairs loo is the diary room. I regularly lock the door and swear loudly about my housemates ALL BY MYSELF.
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  7. Every Thursday the clap for carers at 8pm feels like eviction night. I\u2019m sure the whole road is cheering for me and I even manage a nice socially distanced chat with Keith next door. THIS IS DAVINA! PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR! Sadly, I had to return to the house at 8.04pm.
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  8. Finally, I\u2019m sure everyone here is plotting against me. My husband keeps sneaking off for long periods of time by himself, the baby has done a series of dirty protests and my other housemate seems to spend a lot of time asking me to pretend to be someone else.
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    So, if anyone fancies a trip to the year 2000, you know where to find me. In reality I ‘m glad my life isn\u2019t being filmed because I think the show would have received too many OFCOM complaints. Especially last week when my son gave himself two black eyes chasing after a spinning Elsa doll and my daughter asked me to FaceTime her teacher because “she can read better than you\u201d. Charming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    I\u2019d better get back to pretending to read all those contracts in my inbox then, but maybe a quick trip to the diary room first\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    If you missed Hannah’s first blog post, catch up here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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